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City to Frack Fry Street

Say goodbye to Fry

“Fry street is basically about to get fracked over."- Denton Bar Owner.

The upcoming election in November, which may ban fracking in Denton County, is causing city officials to go fracking crazy.

“We don’t know if there’s natural gas under Fry Street or not. But who fracking cares?! We’re about to frack that shit up,” said one official.

A Denton Official planning to frack Denton

The plan was announced early this morning after the Mayor of Denton allegedly woke up on the wrong side of the bed. We cannot confirm the benefit of fracking Fry street, but we advise readers to drink up while they still can.