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5 Things That Would Happen if UNT Got a Whataburger

If only, if only…

1) The Freshman 15 would become the freshman 55 Jenny, I think you put on a few.

2) Say goodbye to UNT football ”Put me in coach!”

3) Scrappy would need a bigger nest Is that an eagle or a beached whale?

4) Pohl Rec center would become a million dollar business *Whew! This is gonna take a while.”

5) Students would take loans to cover fast food Housing, tuition, and Patty Melt’s, you know? The necessities.