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5 Reasons the Class of 2018 is in for a Rude Awakening

Nothing is better than crushing the hopeful dreams of a freshman.

I remember back when I went through UNT orientation, I looked like a 12 year old kid who had no idea what the hell was going on. In fact, I still don’t.

But it seems every year the incoming freshman think they know everything there is about UNT. Well, I’m here to burst some bubbles and bruise some egos. Class of UNT18, sorry bout ‘cha.

Here are the 5 things every freshman gets wrong about UNT:

1) No, your orientation leader is not going to be your best friend. Wait, you really thought they liked you?

2) You are not going to “take over” campus. Dude, you’re like 18 chill out…

3) Sorry bro, you won’t be “kickin’ it” on Fry until you’re at least a junior. Fry is 21+, so have fun drinking 40 oz Olde English in your dorm room!

4) Your “higher education” basically consists of Google Answers and Club Willis. Wait, how much am I spending on college again??

5) You can just start saying goodbye to your goals now. Say hello to Netflix and the Freshman 15!

These things may sound terrible now, but in your 4 years you’ll understand, and you wouldn't have it any other way. Trust me.